Wikipedia, my favorite website ever, has a section on its main page which displays the featured article of the day. The featured article on this day of Spetember 20th, 2006 just happens to be on Cornell University
Cornell recently held the inauguration of its new president, David Skorton. In the history section of the Wikipedia article, you'll find an image of Professor Skorton speaking at his inauguration. Now, I happened to have attended the event. In fact, if you click on the image to view the full scaled version, you'll see me sitting behind Professor Skorton... sleeping.
Yeap, it seems I'm well on my way to fitting in with the other great thinkers in academia.